May 2010
1 post
Oh, hello tumblr. It's been awhile.
The 5month old I nanny for fell off the couch yesterday. In my defense everyone always puts him on the couch because he can’t roll yet. Well guess who decided they wanted to roll yesterday?? Damnit Luke!
He’s fine.
I mean, I didn’t get any calls from the parents so he must be fine. Right?
August 2009
7 posts
grrr
I’m PMSing and had an exhausting day I am annoyed with everything and my boobs hurt. I decide to go to bed early, I don’t turn on my light bc I intend to go straight to bed. I feel mush beneath my foot.
note to self- Do not feed Rudy stove top popcorn!!! Microwavable kind-unaffected. Kind made with olive oil- diarrhea ON MY FLOOR!!!!!
I don’t feed Rudy any human food (unless I...
Me a big girl one day
As you can guess from the previous twat waffle post, I am not the most mature gal you’ll ever meet. I sometimes have the sense of humor of a thirteen-year-old boy. I love sports, drinking beer and talking about poop. I always hated reading my whole life and when forced to in school I would always find a way to not read anything and still manage to do better than everyone on all the exams....
“twat waffle”
little creepers
So I babysat on Saturday for 2 little girls ages 1.5 and 4.5. As the 4yr old and I got the baby ready for bed I was exposed to some odd behavior. The older girl kept sneaking in an occasional lick to the toes of the younger girl. Mina was annoyed and told her sister to cut that shit out but she just kept on doing it. She told me in the midst of giggling “I like to lick her feet” all...
I'M BACK
Is it poor blog etiquette to post nothing for a month then want to post like 10 different blogs in a night? Probs. I haven’t been blogging for reasons I am unsure of- it’s either I am depressed and uninspired or I’m so busy because I’m finally feeling at peace here and am too busy to sit and focus because I actually have a social life now. The truth is it’s probably...
July 2009
3 posts
“You’re chatting to me, like we connect
But I don’t even know if...”
– Kate Nash- Pumpkin Soup
I love this song. Why can’t we post mother effin itunes on this!?
June 2009
11 posts
Weekend recap. Hello misery, goodbye dignity.
Friday- Rudy’s 1st bday, need I say more. Parrrtttaaaay.
I made it back on my roof and successfully layed out but it is creepy that I can see into Ballys from up there and I hope no one figured out that they can see me :/
My friend’s ex boyfriend/fling came into town so I entertained him- not as awkward as I thought and I found out from him they are together…shows how serious...
Text I just received from my friend who is Maine...
So they put me in a quarentine for the swine flu. I just won FML forever.
Son of a whore
I am afraid of heights. I have the day off from work and decided to man up and go on my roof to lay out. Once on the top floor you have to clime a metal ladder that is just leaning against the building to get on the rooftop. This equals terror especially when no one is there to hold it steady for you or be there in general so when you plummet to your death they can call 911. Yet I risked the fact...
iO →
I start classes here Saturday!!!!
Can’t wait to have weirdo theater friends back in my life- some of the most hilarious, sincere, original people I have ever met. I miss you guys back in Tampa but I am now going to replace you. Godspeed.
I am easily amused
Guy- what kind of bee gives milk?
Me- dono?
Guy- a BOO-bee
Me- AAAHHHHHAAHAHA
If you ever want to really get me rolling, tell me a fart joke. It’s the key to my heart.
My humor consists of mainly dick and fart jokes and other highly innapropriate things which shocks most bc i’m pretty innocent looking. I am indeed innocent, just think of it as an exit only situation- I...
Thanks for calling Bally Total Shitness err I mean...
I work at Bally at the front desk. Sometimes my friend Nick and I really answer the phone like that, no one ever catches it. I found my roommate, Dave, on craigsist…I know, I know, sketch but I was in FL and couldn’t look at apts b4 I moved here and he is prob the nicest guy I’ve ever met. No worries- I made sure he wasn’t a creeper b4 I decided to move in and When he...
“If we want to see where we went wrong
We needn’t look far,
For where...”
Taco Tuesdays with Claire
me- Ugh that mexican food was delicious goin down but retchid comin out. Dear jesus
Claire- hahaha!
me- yeah taco tuesday-great times. Poop attack Wednesdays-not so fun.
2 months in and finally I'm okay... I think.
I made this blog almost 2 weeks ago and am finally writing. I guess I was intimidated to attempt to put into words the overwhelming amount of emotions and changes I have experienced the last couple of months. Then I realized, no one is reading this and this so gives a eff ay?
“So what brings you to chicago? A job?… Going to school here?”
“You’re from Florida, why...