RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!
My little chicken nugget I adopted (abandoned, can ya believe it?) him in September bc I knew when I graduated I wanted to move and would possibly have no friends and would need purpose. I was right, Rudy was my ony friend for a while.Tragic. He has never been without another dog and is now forced to entertain himself, I’m too busy either working or going out tryin to make firends that when I get home drunk or hungover.. well, playing with Rudy is last on my list. Sorry friend. Lets just call it even for the occasional crap you take on my floor. You cut that shit out and maybe I’ll take you on a fucking walk!
I really am a good owner, I promise and I even let him play with the rats in the back yard late at night when I get home from the bars. Only the best for my dear friend.
